Country Dictionary

When your dog gets neutered, the empty sack that remains. Resembles a FlapJack. Also See Chicken Patty

OMG, Look at Troopers FlapJacks! he doesn't even know theres nothing there!

A super long pinkie nail. Derived from the term used by druggies to sniff coke.

Hey....I just broke my coke nail...I was really liking it too.

The item you don't want from the female bakery. also known as Poop. See muffin cookie cupcakes oven wind cookies

we was doing it, and she let a wind cookie, and out came a brownie on my nuts!

female pectorals, breasts, titties, boobies, tata's etc.

Look at that stripper shake her cupcakes!

The act of beating the shit out of some dumb ass and then pissing on their face, but only if you currently have a urine tract infection. Mainly women are able to perform this action.

I beat that bytches ass, then I UTIed her.

the female genitalia, a nicer name for a pussy.

Her cookie was so nicely shaven, mmm mmm!

When a man marries a woman or dates a woman but is deep down gay inside. When a married or committed straight guy is under suspicion.

My husband allows his friends to slap his ass, I think he is turning Rock Hudson on me.