A fork of Rural Dictionary
One who sucks the fun out of the atmosphere. This can be done through the following; over nagging, over worrying for safety, depressing speeches about life, fussyness for everything, overly emoting oneself etc.
sour puss: You have had way too much guy: bah! no! down the drain guy: FUCK?! sour puss: To be, or not to be. that is the question guy: STFU (Shut The Fuck Up) sour puss: I HATE ALL OF YOU...cries person: aww don't cry like an emo
What you get from inadvertently picking up a soured washcloth to wash your face. The smell soaks into your skin and cannot be removed.Only after a new layer of skin is formed will the smell begin to fade.
Echhh! I got sour puss off that wash rag!!!
The act of urine soaking a skanky bitch’s hairy hatchet wound See mellow yellow.
Your mom is a nasty bitch, so I gave her a sour puss. Then I beat the fuck out of her.
when ur puss smells/tastes like some sour milk and looks like sour dough flakey bread.
tommy: “Bro it was so gross she got that sour puss syndrome” rodney: “that’s pretty fuckin dope man”
AKA the Renee Zellweger face, that squinty eyed puckered up lip effect as if the person just sucked a bushel of lemons.
Theres nothing attractive about a sour puss pout.