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spa treatment

The act of multiple male orgasms on a person's face, resulting in an exfoliating facial mask.

The touring band was extremely bored backstage, so they invited a groupie backstage for an epic spa treatment.

by Sexual Smoothie Siren September 19, 2013

Spa Treatment

A sexual act in which one ejaculates on a partner and then licks them clean.

"I like that porn video where he gave BaielyPaige's butthole the spa treatment."

by MrLeto November 17, 2014

Juan Chai Spa Treatment

Tea bagging in Paraffin Wax

Wanting to reverse the ravages of time…he opted for the “Juan Chai Spa Treatment”.

by Lee Saint Joe October 11, 2021

Guantánamo Spa Treatment

A synonym for waterboarding.

Congratulations, Abdullah! For attempting to board a flight while wearing an underwear bomb, you've won yourself a trip to Guantanamo Bay! This all-expenses-paid one-way journey includes twice-a-day Guantánamo Spa Treatments!!!

by El Perrito Blanco May 11, 2012