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spaff

another word for ejaculate

bradley, spaff on my tits! said lisa

spaff

A term for masturbation made popular by E4 comedy 'The Inbetweeners.'

(Reading a self-penned valentine's card) "Jay, you massive stud, please spaff on my tits. From your valentine's bitch. PS. And on my face."

by Choadalay-dee-heeee January 09, 2013

spaff

a slang word used in alternative of seamen

Oh man, I totally just spaffed my pants!

by belsmith the belsniff June 09, 2015

spaff

spunk, jizz, cum, semen, sperm, eager little swimmers, tadpoles, wee men, jizzum, spunk.

the end result of shaking hands with the wookie.

by Tom Thirwall August 30, 2003

spaff

Spaffing is the act of simulating an ejaculation by spitting on a partners back, this is most commonly used in stage one of a houdini.

hadrian spaffed all over coxy's back last night, coxy swears to god he thought he'd came! then coxy turned round and bang! pirate eye!

by d to a the to the n-n-y February 11, 2007

spaff

Spaffing is the act of simulating an ejaculation by spitting on a partners back, this is most commonly used in stage one of a houdini.

hadrian spaffed all over coxy's back last night, coxy swears to god he thought he'd came! then coxy turned round and bang! pirate eye!

by d to a the to the n-n-y February 09, 2007

spaff

stuff you can't bring yourself to throw away -possessions with no discernible value other than to the owner used in rave/squatting culture since mid 90's

got to sort out the spaff mountain - there must be stuff the charity shop would want and we can recycle the rest

by richard November 09, 2004