A fork of Rural Dictionary
descriptive word for anything related to macho male homoeroticism.
Did you ever notice how 'spartan' pro wrestling is?
when an incident of absolute awesomeness occurs right before your very eyes
bob: yo did you see the queen headbutt tony blair? geldof: no i missed that! bob: man that was spartan! geldof: i need a poo
a warrior-like figure from the days of sparta, the greek city-state which have bread trough and today are shown through a select few of south american heritage. characteristics of spartans -immense will of fighting -ability to destroy persians with ease -diet consists of raw meat and/or uncooked eggs how to know if you are a descendant of sparta -have a six pack from an early age -dark complexion -into dangerous activities i.e. extreme sports -a strong distaste for asians -indifference on appearance pertaining to opposite sex i.e. for intercourse -skilled in the art of thievery -opposed to german army members
"i am spartan- i must never surrender, never retreat-death on the battlefield is the greatest glory a man can achieve" examples of spartans: chuck lidell chuck norris anyone with the name chuck king leunitas etc...
Sarcastic remark that on the surface appears very masculine buti s truly gay. Fact: Older Spartans often had anal sex with the younger, not quite soldier, spartans. Then when they would go off and battle they would fuck each other.
Don't ask don't tell is Spartan. Brokeback mountain is Spartan. Long hunting trips are Spartan.
when an incident of absolute awesomeness occurs right before your very eyes
bob: yo did you see the queen headbutt tony blair? geldof: no i missed that! bob: man that was spartan! geldof: i need a poo