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spastard

who those annoying people who are both spastics and bastards.

spastard

One whom is both spastic and a bastard

You fucking spastard! You make me glad I never married your father.

spastard

A person for whom both the insults "spastic" and "retard" apply. spas-tard.

You fucking spastard, you dropped the jellyfish back in the sea.

spastard

Not quite a spatic, not quite a retard, but god are they fucked up!

Daniel is a spastard

Spastardicated

Someone who is, or does something, very dumb, stupid, or inept.

Hey, did you see that guy in the pub with funny walk? Dude looked totally spastardicated!