A fork of Rural Dictionary
A dressed and split chicken for roasting or broiling on a spit
(If you're jerking off with a spatula you need serious psychological help)
reddening of the penis after beating off with a spatula
Damn my penis hurts, but it was worth it.
The act of a (flexible) person with both breasts and a penis giving themselves a titwank.
Did you see that video of that hot shemale spatchcocking?!
the act of using one's penis to flip eggs off a partner's vagina
She asked me to make her breakfast, so I offered her a spatchcock.
When a man spreads a woman’s arms and legs out with the intention of penetrating her
Kenzie is going out Friday and Tallulah is getting absolutely spatchcocked
When you intentionally rub your backpack on a nearby stranger's genitals in an effort to sexually arouse them.
Hey Tom I was spatchcocking some girl standing next to me on the bus and she slipped me her number on the way out!
The act of striking a male in the genitals with a Spatula.
Shit son, I done did get Spatchcocked