A fork of Rural Dictionary
A phrase used in the place of sex
I saw you over there and was wondering if we could be spearing the bearded clam back at my place.
To penetrate a very hirsute vagina with one's pecker.
"What you doin' after the game, Fred?" "Well Joe, I'm well pissed and I've got a bit of a woodie , so I fink I'll go home to the old bag and spear the bearded clam".