Country Dictionary

German for awesome. An exclamation used when awesome doesn't quite cut it.

Person A: What's for dinner?
Person B: Beef. It's what's for dinner.
Person A: Spitze!

to give blowjob

“yo u givin the spitz”?

A Term originated at Sherman Oaks Center for Enriched Studies (or SOCES) in Tarzana Ca. Refers to ones ability to flirt. Often used hand in hand with splatata. One can be "spitting game" or "having all the spitz". One who has spitz is referred to as a spitter.

Friend: Yo Chris, Mah dude, I saw you spitting game over there with Megan.

Chris: Haha, ya dude I really like her.

Friend: This guy, you got all the spitz bro.

led down the WALK OF SHAME when your husband is FORCED to confess his hooker obsession

After my husband was drugged and robbed in our apartment by a hooker, he had to file a police report and confess his "indiscretions". The police took the co-op's security video and suddenly everyone knew he paid for sex with strangers. And me? I was spitzed on! Pushed down the WALK OF SHAME. It was HIS dirty laundry, but people stared at ME.

v. to ejaculate violently

n. semen

Based on the indiscretions of NYS governor Elliot Spitzer...

"Oh...oh mah God...I'm gonna spitz!"

"Holy shit, there's spitz everywhere"

The Spitz (or spits) is when a shot doesn't land well and you start to salivate a lot cause your body wants to throw it up but you just keep spitting till the feeling passes

(coined by molly kinahan)

"damn where's your sink? that shot gave me the spitz"

to be shit on and or denied after trying to ask out a girl over a text

James just got spitzed when Mia completely shut him down after he asked her out over a text (fag)