A fork of Rural Dictionary
Wicked, excellent, insouciant - the coolest way of saying 'cool'.
Wow, that guy just kicked a load of chips out of a wall! That's maximum splankers!
A splanker is a male that strokes his penis with great fury and determination usually more than five times a day or any time he encounters a hot female.
"Man Josh is such a splanker, everytime Jessica comes around he is off to the closet to splank his plank."