Country Dictionary

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spoink

a slang term for a fish vagina. Commonly used by Hopatcong Cross Country.

The whale shark has the largest spoink on earth.

by Talon Hogan September 24, 2006

spoink

The act of a man shooting his man juice into the eye of a female.

I spoinked that biatch before she had a chance to duck.

by Richard Rahmhole January 05, 2005

spoink

GR - to kill ones self while "pwning" or dominating another in a great numbers like 5 kill
GR = gameing reffrance

You just got spoinked noob.

OMG

by NPEA_Leader September 20, 2007

spoink

When you cause accidental damage to rubber, usually with a gauge.

Shit! I've just spoinked the fucking rubber again.

by Maldermabn August 14, 2019

Spoink

Springy pig pokemon

I caught a spoink on pokemon, can't wait for it to evolve

by Traybake73 June 04, 2016

Spoink

A description of something that is either exciting, memey or sexual, or the combination of the three, thus it is a word to describe manly pleasures

I wanna spoink your dad ; testicles are spoinky

by Chasadia November 19, 2018

Spoink

When you yoink something and put something else in its place.

When Jeff was walking behind me he took my new iPhone and put a spork in its place while saying "spoink" so there was nothing I could do. I had to go get a new iphone.

by Xakic May 11, 2018