Country Dictionary

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spring chicken

a young and naive person,especially a young woman.(Usually in the negative.)

Well, I may not be a spring chicken, but I got some spizzerinktum left

I am a spring chicken, but I lie about my age to get served in bars.

by arrysonnzenyth October 13, 2006

spring chicken

A young person. Usually refers to boys or young men.

Your little brother is a spring chicken.

by datawar July 21, 2005

spring chicken

a young naive person, often a women, often attractive

Did you see Spring Chickens 17? Had some real hotties in it...

by whacker1 June 28, 2020

no spring chicken

Someone who is well past youth; an older person.

Leslie: did you know that Harry's mother turned 90 last week
Kevin: Well she's no spring chicken!

by Miss22894 December 14, 2013

Spring Chicken

Almost naked or provacatively dressed female

"Grandma, Why don't you ever wear shorts? It's hot out for God's sake."
"What do I look like to you, a spring chicken?!"

This outfit make me look like a total slut. I wouldn't go that far, but you do look like a spring chicken.

by Slap Me Susan January 05, 2005

Sitting here like a spring chicken

A very bored person who is horribly unshowered, uncouth, irreverent and has cheeto stained fingers. Aka. The worst type of person.

I'm just sitting here like a spring chicken, waiting for the dragonfruit i ordered online.

by MastaTDawg May 04, 2012