Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

unshowered

When you haven't taken a shower. You smell like shit and probably have flies buzzing around you.

Wow Todd, you smell like an Alcoholic just threw in a bucket of your sister's period blood and it then was poured into a large cannon that was blasted upon you! Sorry man, I'm unshowered right now. Ah, it all makes sense to me now!

by Misnombre September 06, 2015