A fork of Rural Dictionary
An incredibly difficult language currently only spoken by one person. If another person attempts to speak said language, they end up sounding like a complete retard. This act is also considered highly offensive to the chosen one.
Horatianus: "Heya, JimBob, did you hear that guy try to speak Spuck? He looked like an idiot haha." JimBob: "SHHH... you don't speak of the sacred language!"
Shit that gets on the penis when fucking someone’s arse
“We tried anal last night but a load of spuck came out so we stopped cause it made me feel sick.” “I had spuck on my dick and I made her lick it off”
Getting Butt fucked with a dildo while u and the Butt fucker have kitchen utensils primarily spoons in each other’s mouth
Yo Sarah I got spucked the other day
So it's like spooning but you slow grind on her ass, while grabbing a titty and kissing the neck
Dude me and her were totally spucking last night
The sound made when my friend Rhett is hit by a bus.
When Rhett got it by that bus, it went spuck.