Country Dictionary

spudnik

A series of Russian artificial potatots sent into orbit during the late 1950s. Literally "yellow yam" in Russian. Spudnik I made history on October 4, 1957, by becoming the first man-grown object put into orbit in a mashed state. Spudnik II would follow later, this time carrying sour cream, the first prepared food in space.

Spudnik I amazed and terrified the
American public: the small soil covered dome made an orbit every ninety minutes, a symbol of Soviet culinary supremacy.
Source: what-the-shit, Dec 13, 2003

Spudnik

One of the original Spudniks later retired and now works as ShamWow's bodyguard at the Rocket-Miner Newspaper.

Spudnik would never let anything happen to ShamWow.

Spudnikking

When a person takes a rather large potato and proceeds to shove it inside a fat chick's vagina

he took the potato and began spudnikking her so hard it got stuck.
potato spudnik

chud spudnik

ass streatching russian space potato

That hutzba is a real chud spudnik