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Spunknik

(n) The ejaculant of a Russian male.

"Helene, I had sex with that Russian guy last night, OMG he got his spunknik all over my hair"


"Comerade, I just left a huge spunknik on Natashas ass"

Spunkniked

Coming so hard and far your payload goes into orbit.

It had been so long since I came that when I blew i spunkniked

Spunknik

When you jerkov so hard your jizz flies up and hits you in the face.

I woke up in a bathhouse after a night of drinking too much vodka, narrowly avoiding spunknik falling from the sky