A fork of Rural Dictionary
The powerfully intense poop you take the day after a night/day of heavy drinking. ....basically the hangover-shit.
ugggghhh breh, I'm hungover as fack......i think i feel a squatch brewin bruh
an abnormal unfreakishly large bitch. In height and in weight. Like if she looks like Kendrick Perkins. You know can't be too skinny and can't be too large. Just bulky, solid. Like she could play small/power forward in a 3-on-3 game.
1. Damn Squatch can you back the fuck up so I can see the sun. 2. Squatch, can you change that street light for me.
a gross, big, tall, smelly redneck who tries to inch his way into your friend group by repeating jokes and phrases that he doesn't understand the context of.
Squatch: Boy do I love emo music and hating myself!!! Edgy Teen: Shut up, you're a SQUATCH!!
A squatch is a Native Canadian Indian, usually seen with a large slurpee in one hand and a bag of chips in the other, often heard to be whining about land claims while spending his or her welfare cheques on cheap beer, cigarettes and crack or meth. The most annoying sub-species can be seen wearing a disguise behind an illegal blockade, playing to the liberal media, jabbering nonsense about "heritage" and "ancestral land", all the while benefiting from his parasitic relationship to white people who pay the taxes to keep him in beer and smokes, while trafficking in poached wildlife or fish fraudulently harvested on a tribal hunting/fishing permit. (of course squatches prefer frito lays and coke to anything they can kill on a traditional food-gathering permit)
Squatch dialect sounds like this...."Fuck you whitey... this is OUR land...the CBC told me so anyway....hey, gimme a smoke eh?.... hey, wanna buy some sockeye...meet me behing the bar eh?"
The powerfully intense poop you take the day after a night/day of heavy drinking. ....basically the hangover-shit.
ugggghhh breh I'm hungover as fack......i think i feel a squatch a brewin