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squatter

In public toilets one who sits all day on a commode waiting for a penis to come at him through a glory hole.

Hubert sat for three hours on the throne in the toilet at the Gem XXX rated theater and got ten tricks while he was there.

by Richard Black February 28, 2005

squatter

An individual who chooses to live either on the streets or where ever she/he is at the moment. These people are often travelers (drifters); hippies who know that even though it is sometimes slightly uncomfortable you may live in Amerika without paying taxes and other advantages that are deemed natural; punks or even political refugees. And it's totally free though illegal in most areas, so watch out for pigs that will want to hassel you. (You aren't human in Amerika unless you pay their taxes).

These punk squatters I once knew squatted because they were touring with bands 9 monthes out of the year. When not in a van going to the next city you can easily couch surf.

by Drezdyn February 22, 2004

squatter

A guy who sits when he pees

I can't believe I got kicked out of cocktail that bouncer was such a squatter.

by Randy Cooter April 04, 2011

squatter

A punk/hippy/crusty who voluntarily lives a portion of his/her life on the road or hopping trains. Many squatters are against organized work, religion, conservatism, etc. A lot of squatters are also vegetarian or vegan, but not always. They also may decide to bring a guitar, mandolin, or other acoustic instrument on the road to play for money, which is soley invested on meals and road snacks.

That guy's dad was a squatter, can't you tell? They have a VW van and huge plants all around their house...

by max_fool November 02, 2005

squatter

A cheap classless hoe who squats down to pee in public.

yo let's dip out, this party is full of piss drunk squatters.

by leroyhacks May 05, 2011

squatter

Kaila

Oh you are so squatter

by mariaclara May 29, 2016

squatter

A Japanese-style toilet, over which you squat. Builds your quads!

Whaaaaaat? They only have squatters here? What if I miss?

by Nick Pie February 25, 2004