A fork of Rural Dictionary
A very helpful tool used to clean dirty windows at gas stations, also very helpful to clean up throw up when someone pukes all over the outside of your car at 3 am.
Victoria drank so much last night that she threw up all over the car and we had to squeegie her puke off of the car at a gas station.
a squeegie is when you are doing a girl in the ass, and after you finish, you punch her in the back to tense her up... and when you pull your tool out, it is squeegied clean.
i was doing that dirty whore in the ass last night and decided i wanted a squeegie when i was done....
A man that consistently prematurely ejaculates, and doesn't care to fix the problem.
"Ever have to sneeze with a mouthfull of Mashed Potatoes? Yeah, a squeegie is kinda like that."
A cocksucker who thoroughly cleans the pipes and leaves no drippage
"Hey Squeegie, Gimme some head!"
punk kids that stand on street corners trying to wash your car windows with a squeegie for spare change.
I avoid driving past there. Too many squeegie kids.