Country Dictionary

S.T.A.M. 1. Seriously Tense and Awkward Moment; a situation whereupon the parties involved grew silent because of extreme awkwardness or tenseness; usually brought on by an out of place statement by one of the parties.

Person 1: "Look at that girl over there. I'd slam her like there's no tomorrow" Person 2: "Jesus, look at her rack!" Person 3: "That's my sister" (silence) Person 1: "Well this is quite a stam"

To remove from play, through person to person contact, one of your own teamates.

Debo stammed Chris so hard he cut his chin open.

To viciously finger a woman with excessive force and speed.

I just witnessed Brad stam his girlfriend. It was terrifying.

To have an oversized head, yet still be brutally handsome! To have an overwhelming erge to look at other players in the showers.

That bloke's a paoper Stam!

When a friend visits your home town on vacation and becomes a catalyst for you acting like you're on holiday yourself.

Andy came to visit for a couple of weeks so Graham, Jenni & Nicola got Stammed and were out every night, acting as if they had gone on vacation to Hawaii or something.

a well endowd person with tiny physical build and little social ability.

DUDE! that kid is so little he must be packing a stam.

Stam is the stink of genitalia after sex, sports, or your balls/vagina stinks.

I fucked Ro' Shawnda last night and she gave me a serious case of Stam.