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Synonym for bullshit. Usually given obscene value by our superiors for basically no good reason.

I have to study for my standardized test next week so I don't end up working at McDonalds and hanging myself with my pants in the bathroom at 30.

a word to describe something which goes without saying.

"whas gwanin, u cotchin at leons tonight?" "course, u bringin some herb?" "standard"

A term used to describe something that is so ordinary and expected to be like that, no one should expect otherwise.

Taz: I may be about 3 hours late to our 1 hour date.... So I may not actually make it at all. Me: standard

assumed. part of the natural way of things. the way things have always been.

rob: did you bring a girl back to your room last night? me: yeah, dawg. rob: did you get her in bed? me: standard

a word that is used in many parts of the UK specifically manchester, it is used usually as a response to something good, or used like the word 'fit' to describe an attractive person, also it can be used to describe something good like a football match score or computer game

john: 'hey look at her' james' standard !!!' or jason ' omfg we won the game' aja ' standard mate'

1) An illusion(s) or a figment of the imagination created in order to prevent you from getting laid. 2) A shallow state of mind that could result in not getting laid and or a cock block of ones bro(s). This is state of mind that should be ignored and disregarded at all cost.

Dan: "I don't know if I can fuck her she's pretty ugly" Steve: "Oh Dan you're not gonna score with standards, so what if she's bigger than a bus."

a word to describe something which goes without saying

that bitch is standard