A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you are doing a girl/guy from behind, you pull out, and then punch her/him in her/his asshole.
"Dude, did you get with Hannah last night"
"You know it. I totally gave her a Star Crunch!"
"Sweet dude, totally sweet."
It's when you are having sex with a girl, you pull it out, and you punch her in the asshole afterwards. This works for men AND women, it is not specified on a specific sex.
Same as the definition of star crunching.
Bottom tier snack cake. Most commonly consumed by roller operators and other homosexuals. In all areas of the world known as inferior in comparison to Zebra Cakes.
“Hey, did you see that fag eating a Star Crunch?”
“Well not everyone is bad ass enough to eat Zebra Cakes, and besides he clearly runs a roller”