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Slang for huge dick. No, you don't me. I mean a HUGE dick. I mean take this ungodly lump of flesh right? Drop it, and you will cause another earthquake that'll send Haiti back to the stone age. But seriously, if you have a 'Stead' you can use it as a pole vault, to turn of your lights, to steal chips in stores and to look at answers from across the room during a test. They should rename the word kilometer to stead, because it's the same length.
Guy runs up and punches a guy with a 'Stead'
Guy: HAHAHA I punched you and you wont catch me cause I'm driving away in my car!
*drives*
Guy with a 'Stead' takes off his pants and uses his huge ass dick to pick up the car and throw it.
Guy with Stead: FUCK YA!
Nickname For Hempstead, New York aka Stead City.
Chyea i saw mah nigga j-roc in the stead tha otha day we smoked a fat blunt then robbed a convience store