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step dad

Step dads are dick riders, controlling and black mailing person. They favor there own biological kids and treats the step ones like dirt. They make up dumb rules that only applies to the step kids. They are losers, drop outta high school idiots who can't do anything but bully the step kids. They make your moms life a living hell and sometimes you just wish they were never even born. Plus they act like there your actually dad that is the " who ARE you moment" Dick riders swear to life.

Friend: "whats up gurl" Me: "nothing just my step dad a full-time dick rider man..." Friend: "word too.."

by ThatGirlReaper October 04, 2017

step dad

My reason, and my people's resons, for despising my own life for multiple years. From ymexperiences, this person is a verbally abusive asshole that makes ridiculous rules and, when applicable, always favors his own children, and makes their lives easier by shitting on yours. This person usually controls your biological mother always, which is blatantly obvious to every person in the environment but her.

Friend: Hey man, how's it going? What you say: I'm not bad; you? How you feel: Awful; truly awful. Nothing especially bad happened today with my step dad, but my hate for life is building up so much because of him with no relief that it's hard to stand, and I only have a couple people that can make me feel good. I've lost so much respect for my mother that I can hardly even listen to her speak anymor because of what she's put me through.

by Ericcc June 20, 2006

step dad

A big fat ass hole which 99.99999% of kids who have one hate.

Mike: "Hey, wanna go out later stan?" Stan: "Yea, anything to get away from the ass hole step dad"

by ToxicPaddy April 20, 2008

step dad

Okay, A step dad or step father is someone who is a asshole or jerkoff they think once they move in after the real dad is gone, they have all the say so around the house. They make you do pathetic chores around the house they claim to own. They often yell and cut you down or cut your real father down so they look better. Personally, I think they suck and need to get they're head kicked in.

billy: "you suck so much..my dad is so much better then you" step dad bill: "billy, go mow the lawn and when you finish that, you need to chop wood for the stove! i call the shots around here buster!" billy: "yeah yeah..fuck you"

by motelrooms July 27, 2006

step dad

A stupid man with no self esteem who takes it all out on me... he has affairs swears and screams, verbally and physcially abuses everyone, has my mom on an allowance even though he personally has over a million dollars in his daddys inheritance...is always my 'dad' when it comes to grounding or physically abusing, but totally steps out when it's time for driving or any other thing that would require anything on his part. Enjoys stirring people up, as in turning off my TV and breaking off my door so I don't have one anymore and he can look in while I am changing. Has lots of affairs and doesn't see anything wrong with this. Unenrolled me at my school when I made honor roll and told everyone it was because I failed out. Pretentious asshole.

don't call that motherfucker my dad, he's my step dad.

by hi there my name is susan June 03, 2007

step dad

A replacement baby daddy who's there to pay up for you and the kids that aren't his. Very handy.

Dayquan in my babies' new step dad! He's a real man who don't care that everyone had their turn with me <3 he looks after my bastardly out of wedlocks while I party at dah club doing me!

by Faye Von Castro January 29, 2015

step dad

Some jackass who cares about 1 person, himself. He decides that once your real dad is gone, he is in control. He decides to call your real mom "honey" and "baby" and other crap like that. They decide to make do all of this crap for no reason.

Me: "I'm so happy I live in Connecticut" My New Friend, Bob: "Why?" Me: "No more step dad!"

by The Guy on Main St October 01, 2007