A fork of Rural Dictionary
the act of itching you, or your partners anus, or genitalia, and then smelling your finger.
You shouldn't itch that, or your going to have a stinky finger.
When you put a finger inside your bum hole, normally done on a regular basis for pleasure but result in 'stinky fingers'. Done by both Men and Women.
Got stinky fingers so had to have a shower.
the result of going to bed with an itchy butt
John: Dude, Chris.. why does Paul smell so bad? Chris: You know how he do... Go bed with itchy butt, wake up with stinky finger.
a prank when one puts tneir finger between the tip of their butt cheeks when said asscrack is sweaty. Then the perpetrator proceeds to stick their finger under your nose, in your hair, on your clothes, or elsewhere. Sometimes called a Hitler
That A-hol Just stinky fingered me.
the act of inserting your finger into some ones asshole after they have just taken a shit and didnt wipe
while jen is doing her hw her dad is taking a huge diaria shit like so big that it takes up the whole toilet and starts leaking out of it and he doesnt wipe after he says to her daughter jen come here for a sec so she does she ses that he has no pants on and tries to run away he grabs her finger and shoves it up his ass Jen: "ewwwwwwwww i godd moist warm poopy all over my finger. wtf my finger will smell 4 days." Dad:"that was an excellent match of stinky finger."
After you've finished finger banging some girl and you can still smell her on your fingers hours later
I tried to bang her, but all I got was some stinky finger.
A.K.A. a "Bob Schmid" is when you place fresh feces underneath a car door handle. Unknowingly, a victim of a Bob Schmid would sense a feeling on their fingertips and would confirm with a sniff test. At this point, they discover that they have shit on thier hands. Wha Wha Wha
Sending a message to any assholes who park in my lot trying to sell thier cars, Mr. Pissed off smeared his own fresh shit under the door handle. Guess what? He never parked there again:-)