A fork of Rural Dictionary
A STOCKER IS SOMEONE WHO RESTOCKS THE SHELVES AT GROCERY STORES AND SUPERMARKETS AND DEPARTMENT STORES SO CUSTOMERS CAN SHOP AND BUY WHAT THEY WANT WHEN THEY WANT IT AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT IT BEING OUT OF STOCK.
Rita is an over-night stocker who works at wal-mart and re-stocks the shelves while everyone in their right mind is asleep.
Another word for a “post” on a football goal.
Martin Tyler: “Oh and it’s gone off the Stocker and into the net! What a beautyyyyy!
1. A strong son-of-a-gun who loads up the shelves with consumer goods, in retail outlets. 2. The name of a long-forgotten 1986 Bally/Sente arcade game, in which you drive the "General Lee" from Florida to California, avoiding cops, and trying not to run out of gas. A very primitive game, by today's standards -- or even the standards of the early 1990s. Not a bad time-killer, though.
I find myself humming "Stocker"'s in-game theme when I'm driving on a long stretch of highway...
A guy who manages to get girls lined up, and then fails to get them buy fucking it up somehow.
Marco: Damn, it was going so well with her and then my tiny penis ruined it. Ben: Ah you always ruin it with girls that you like. You're such a stocker
Completing the quartet, along side the Rocker, Shocker and Spocker is theStocker. Widely considered to be the most ambitious of the vaginal stimulation techniques, only seasoned pros are recommended to attempt with a willing partner. Step 1: The Stocker consists of forming a fist with the selected hand. If you are looking for step 2, you still have much to learn before attempting such death-defying feats of human endeavour.
Amateur: "After slipping her the Spocker I thought she was game for the Stocker... how wrong could I have been."