A fork of Rural Dictionary
The act of thinking while taking a dump.
I have some of my best ideas while stooling..
Defication from the anus of a person or creature.
After the big party last night, I noticed that my cat left a rather large stool in his litter box.
A piece a furnature that will beat the shit out of your face
Snuggs threw the stool and he is now referred to as scarface.
A term for someone who is not only a tool, but also a piece of shit. Hence the word 'stool' is used to describe them, transforming the word tool into a similar word describing fecal matter. Also, since a stool is also a tool for people to sit on, being viewed as implement of this nature would generally be seen as undesirable.
Guy 1: That dude is a total stool!
Guy 2: Yeah he's a tool and a turd!
n. variant on the term "tool". typically suburban, middle-aged and professionally employed type of tool.
Visibly discernible through their clever juxtaposition of graying pony-tail (or neatly trimmed "too cool to shave today" growth) with "ironic" business wear such Brooks Brothers paired with sandals.
Sub-species found to nest in architectural firms, certain academic climates.
The architect I hired to help me renovate my kitchen arrived on a Vespa, and talked down to me the whole time. What a stool.
shit, crap, dookie, waste from an animal or insect. usually smelling worse than what it started out as. sometimes thrown at oncomming traffic to disrupt slow moving cars.
two gay guys are at a bar, one is sitting on a bar stool, the other comes up and says, " can i push your stool in for you"