A fork of Rural Dictionary
Refers to a woman who has purchased breast enhancement.
Jimmy, Man, she sure has some large breasts.. Harry, yeah, they look "store bought" to me...
Used in contrast to 'So Hot' to refer to someone who's 'sexy' look is completely dependent on their cash flow and mindless fad following as opposed to being authentically and naturally gorgeous. Often 'Store Bought' individuals are attempting to mimic whichever celebrity is popular at the moment. Some of these celebrities are also 'Store Bought'
"Oh look!, another Store Bought Brittany Look-alike.
A special way of refering to an adopted freak.
I was homemade, but my sister's a store bought.
A female's surgically augmented breasts.
Charlene sure likes showing off her store-bought titties.
Conservatives who work as puppets for the Bush/Cheney administration such as Bill O'Reilly and Ann Coulter ext. They are never to be confused with Independant conservatives.
If you want good right-wing radio, don't listen to that store bought conservative, listen to Michael Savage instead!
Artificially enhanced breasts.
Heidi really looks swell with her store-bought ta-tas.
A phrase added at the end of a meaningless story that has no true end. Often used on the fly when telling a story and the listeners start to loose interest. It does not make the story more interesting or worthwhile, just provides a suitable ending point...
I was running yesterday and I saw this dog in the park and he had this really big head. Then I stoped at Quicky Mart and has a giant coke. I saw Bob and he told me about the concert next weekend so we went and got tickets. Later that girl from the gym called to tell me i left my watch at the counter, so I ran by and picked it up... and then we went to the book store and bought some books...