A fork of Rural Dictionary
The facial area ( mustache ) that provides the best. Place for a woman to straddle his face for the ride of her life!
Hey gorgeous how about taking a ride on the ol straddle saddle !
The facial (mustache) area of a man which provides the best seat for a woman tto straddle his face and have the ride of her life !
Him:Hey gorgeous how bout a ride on the ol straddle saddle ? Her: im about to hop up on that straddle saddle and ride cowboy!