Country Dictionary

the act of inserting coffee straws into the coin slot of a 4 or 2 quarter Foosball table/Jitz table, to get a free game. usually can work on pool tables and air hockey tables =)

"yo, damn, dude we played like 100 games for free, cause the owner strawed the tables for us"

Someone that is very attractive and you would be very much unopposed to engaging in sexual congress with. Akin to boning,banging, tappin dat ass, knockin boots, making the beast with two backs (shakespeare reference y'all)

She's a mighty fine straw. Too bad I'm strawless in Seattle.

A vape.

“Give me a straw, I fancy a bump.”

An albedo simp

No♡ straw albedo is nasty, he is literally chalk

When you wake up in the morning after a long night of alcoholic beverage intake, can't walk straight, and have your neighbor to drive you to Ihop

"Man, I was so Strawed this morning. Thank god Rachel drove me."

A THING WITH 1 FUCKING HOLE!!!!!

Idiot: A straw has 2 holes
One smarty Boi: REEEEEEE THE STRAW HAS 1 HOLE

Someone who 'sucks up' to their boss to get ahead.

Mike just bought the boss a coffee. He's such a straw.