Country Dictionary

The mastubatory act of sticking your own penis in your ass and then rocking back and forth. Called a "stromboli" because of the act's similarity to a long hotdog in a bun.

A tossed salad is always appropos after a good stromboli.

A tasty dinner served in the cafeteria. Bet ya can't eat just one.

I ate two stromboli and two slices of pumpkin pie for dinner today. Would you like to eat my poo? Cold-blooded!

the replacement of the word "gay" as a negative term

Instead of saying, "You're so gay for not coming to the party tonight," you say, "you're so stromboli for not coming to the party tonight"

A type of sandwich involving a Swedish bun and Italian hot dog. Named after the Ingrid Bergman/Roberto Rossellini affair.

Jack orders a Stromboli whenever he goes to Lorenzo's Deli on 5th and Market.

Italy's Burrito

1: Hey bro, ever had a stromboli?
2: Nah dude what's that?
1: Bro. It's like Italy's Burrito
2: Sick.

A slang term created on a trip to Spain that describes the process of one person licking another person's asshole for pleasure.

Emily Trombley is totally gonna stromboli me tonight.

A man in his mid 30's that works for a Telecommunications company. Prone to gout, photo-shopped pictures and tennis elbow due to excessive and repetitive motions. Commonly has bad luck, resulting in stupid things happening to him.

Hey look! Stromboli is in a sling again. I'm guessing he was up late watching Skinemax making repetitive motions again.