A fork of Rural Dictionary
Term used to describe, when you fuck something up very much.
"Dude, you were supposed to play music as a DJ - but instead you crashed your friend´s car!! You are an idiot!" "Yeah, I´m sorry I stumped your wedding. I was drunk AF"
the act of going out & buying a tree, letting it grow for a few years & then cutting it down to the stump just went when it gets large enough for personal use. then bring home a bangin' girl that will fit on the stump & fuck her all night
Morgan: Are you gonna get stumped tonight heather? Heather: Only if you do it with me!
A girl who is physically attractive, yet is lacking in peronality. Attemping to hold a conversation with a tree stump would be equally interesting.
That chick is fine, but hot damn.. what a stump!
Dumbass, stupid, and doesn't know shit.
That freaking Stump doesn't know who OJ Simpson is.