A fork of Rural Dictionary
A phrase used a) when a situation is so uncomfortable, you'd feel almost less awkward if someone was sucking your butt. Granted, the butt would be the least favorable of places on a human body, any body actually, to suckle. b) to express extreme distaste or misfortune in a situation. c) to get people's attention. (With such a profound remark, your hopes, desires, questions and concerns will all be met by this simple phrase.)
I just made out with my cousin and I don't live in West Virginia! Sucks my butt! Sucks my butt! I couldn't find the light switch in your bathroom and I really had to take a dump...where's your broom? Frank: SUCKS MY BUTT! I can't find the chips! Hot Chick: BBQ? Hot Chick 2: Cheddar? Hot Chick 3: Salt & Vinegar?
a national holiday to suck anyones ass
"yeah, today is national suck my butt day! can i eat your ass?"
When annoyed, agitated or just messin wit someone who is on thier way to annoying you, it siply means "eff-off"
John: Hey Cathy What you wanna do tonight? Cathy: Go away I don'e LIKE you. John: You know what forget you. Cathy: Fine then, Suck my left butt- cheek!