A fork of Rural Dictionary
the feeling one gets directly after something bad happens to them
As Ian attempted to reattach the steering wheel of his car he inadvertantly honked the horn. The ugly girl in front of the car smiled because she thought he honked at her. swollness.
Something douchebags say to describe themselves as being ripped or jacked
Douchebag: Whoa bro look at me. I'm so swoll Normal Person: That's great. Shut the fuck up
In describing a guy, the meaning would be to have muscles, or to have been lifting weights or working out.
When I got out, I was all swolled and my girl really liked it.