A fork of Rural Dictionary
The act of drinking alcohol in order to become intoxicated.
"Wooohhhhhh, let's go swonking Nigel. Let's get totally swonked."
when youre on the sesh and its getting a little bit weird
just had a pill and im feeling rather swonked
A state of being so fucking drunk you can no longer be called by your given name and you can barely do the following: stand, be left unattended for any amount of time, and form coherent sentences. Being "swonked" typically results in the inappropriate touching of friends & strangers, being forcibly removed from bars, memory loss, and/or pants pissing.
Swank was so swonked he literally got thrown out of the same bar twice before 6pm on Sunday.
1. To help someone with an act of kindness, only to then seduce the other party into having sexual relations with you.
2. To suggest that you're about to help an individual to seduce them into having sexual relations.
"Jessica from math class asked me to help her with homework last night. SWONK!!"
"Check that girl out over there looking at books. I'm gonna go help her out. SWONK!!"
To drink an alcoholic beverage with the intention of becoming intoxicated.
"Coming for a swonk up the boozer later Kevin? We're going to get swonked."