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A pig minecraft youtuber who calls everyone a nerd and makes the best skywars vids on the web. Also he has something no other youtuber has. Confidence.
Wow he is such a Technoblade, always calling people nerds when really he is one himself.
dead but still a legend :( he made so many people happy, and he is so cool : rip technoblade 1999 - 2022 </3
technoblade never dies, we'll never forget him
Gettin' bored of Walls 2 I should find a new minigame October 2013 Saw the game and I thought Oh my god, the fuck is this? So many OP kits But I guess I'll play a game Horse tamers every game Dominating Winter all day long Everybody's kit's the same Because it is so damn strong But hey, I can survive I get better ping here than to TheHive Teams and hackers everywhere But nobody plays Blitz to be fair So I'll keep on playing And get horse tamer six My horse is fast but stupid And I will call it Brick Toxicologist gets added With a level five stone sword Keep going with a single dream that One day I'll be leaderboards Gonna join another map But I know it's all in vain Tryna earn some coins But it's not worth the pain Got a long list of level sevens No high level kits I've gained Keep getting rogue'd in deathmatch But that's just the game Let's make it a whole new game While I try and rise to fame I'll make for myself, a name When I'm through, this game will never be the same So I released my first montage Become a rising star People blame my hit detection Because of my five-bar But it was the first of many, and I buy armorer ten People blame thorns constantly but I still make one again I name it Unexpected Later I release Life My personal favorite... That's just the game That's just the game That's just the game
orphan: hehe I'm living person: i'm going to go technoblade on this orphan
the only youtuber that has attractive elbows (my mom is the ceo of youtube and she confirmed this). he's funny. u can find the funny on his channel. so much funny. he's a cool guy. would be even cooler if he would actually fucking upload.
person 1 : have u seen technoblade? he hasn't uploaded in a month person 2 : sir this is mcdonalds... person 1 : oh my bad, do u have bacon?
technoblade is widely known as a pvp god, arguably one of the best youtubers at pvp. he's got a monotone voice which is also apart of his brand. he's done a face reveal before, but chat called him ugly (im not forgiving you guys for this, hes literally handsome idk what yall were on abt). techno is also known for his iconic quotes: "blood for the blood god" "officer, i drop kicked that child in self defence" "a lesbian referred to me as actually pretty funny"
person in minecraft monday: "is that technoblade?" persons team member: *screaming*
is a great warrior pig who make Minecraft videos
did you technoblade's video last night he is a very good fighter