A fork of Rural Dictionary
A synonym for cannabis or marijuana. An abbreviation of "Ted Nugents," this parlance aims, ineffectively, to subvert the attention of the authorities. Often, the reason for such failure is simple: the resultant sentence becomes woefully incoherent to the untrained ear. To the trained ear, it is obviously a pseudonym for a type of drugs.
Dude! Can I get some of those teds from you? I start to get my panties all twisted when i don't have my teds! Broheim has some dank-ass teds.
Abbreviation for testies A term used to describe your testicals
kicked in the teds me teds are sweaty score teds swollen teds
Ted is a well known clown who resides in New York city. He can be found hanging out with teenagers despite the fact that he is nearing senior citizenship. His haircut is commonly referred to as "The Ted". Witnesses have claimed that it resembles a botched lobotomy. You too can sport "The Ted", just go to your local barber, ask him to shave the sides of your head, and hit you in the back of the head with a ice pick a few times.
Dick Pound - Holy fuck! Is that an escaped mental patient? Magnus Ver Magnusson - No dick, its just a man with a haircut resembling that which is referred to as "The Ted"
Ted is a criminal dating back to before Christ. If you see Ted call the police or run. Teds criminal record is stated below DOB:1972-02-07 Race:Lizard Sex:Please Eyes:Brown Height:7 ft 11 in Hair:None Weight:14 tons. Offense or Statute Offense/Statute:Rape-1st:forcible CompulsionDate Convicted:12 April 1993, 1 March 2022, 1 January 19 BC, 28 February 1442 Offense/Statute:Sexual Abuse 1st Degree:contact By Forcible CompulsionDate Convicted:1 January 19 BC, 28 February 1442 Offense/Statute:Sodomy:intercourse Forcible CompulsionDate Convicted: 1 March 2022 Offense/Statute:Unlawful Imprisonment-1st DegreeDate Convicted:1 January 19 BC, 28 February 1442 Offense/Statute:Rape-1st:forcible CompulsionDate Convicted:12 April 1993 Offense/Statute:Sexual Abuse 1st Degree:contact By Forcible CompulsionDate Convicted:12 April 1993 Offense/Statute:Sodomy:intercourse Forcible CompulsionDate Convicted:12 April 1993 Offense/Statute:Unlawful Imprisonment-1st DegreeDate Convicted:12 April 1993
Oh god did you hear about Mia. No, what happened. She’s keeping Ted Ted as a pet. Oh god.
He is my best friend. He's someone who's always smiling no matter what the circumstances. Someone who never judges anyone. Someone whom is always there for you through thick and thin. A goofy, silly guy who loves cracking jokes at the most awkward, yet somehow appropriate, moments. The love of my life.
Ted is my hero.
A true soul mate! Very loyal, and a true man who provides for his family and is a Knight in shining armor. He defends his Lord, and all that he loves. Friend, lover, and ass kicker!!
If he ever thought his Princess was being lured or bated he would prepare for war. To see a guy defend his LOVE, you'd say.... OH MY.... That man is such a Loyal Lover, he's an awesome , one of a kind Ted. Yep, that is, my Teddy Boy.