A fork of Rural Dictionary
Tensions, similar to sexual tension, is when awkwardness is building up between two people or in a situation.
*friends dad walks in* You:"Tensions are rising" Friend:"stop trying to rise more tensions" Do Friend's dad: "What does tensions mean"
In modeling, it refers to the state of exhibiting intense fierceness with one's face and body during a photo shoot. One who does not exhibit tension can be said to resemble a "limp noodle". It quickly became a favorite term of supermodel Tyra Banks on the twelfth cycle of America's Next Top Model, much to everyone's annoyance. For more examples of Tyraspeak, see "smize", "H2T", and "Ty-over".
Tyra: Try putting a little more tension in yo' body. Nijah (C12): Unnnnhhh!!! (ejaculates) Tyra: That's my gurl!
Tension is uncomfortable situations like riding away on a moto butt naked and loving it. It is tripping over infront of cops on purpose and just all out the stupidest shit you could think off. Its also a video done by the east coast boys on there bodyboards.
Tommo: have you seen the movie tension Ben: yeah man how funny is it they do the best tensions.