A fork of Rural Dictionary
A terabyte is pretty much the largest amount of computer space that is commercially available. It usually only comes in the form of an external hard drive. A terabyte is equal to 1024 gigabytes or 8,796,093,022,208 bits.
My mom ran out of room for our family photos and videos on our 500 gigabyte hard drive, so she had to buy a 1 terabyte hard drive... *headdesk*
More than the storage capacity of a holo-mem crystal in the hard science fiction work by Robert L. Forward, Dragon's Egg. At last, one science fiction prediction that became true before its deadline (2050)!
We might not have mastered the art of shrinking asteroids to generate tidal force compensators in order to orbit black holes and neutron stars using fusion rockets, but at least our terabyte-size digital storage is better. w00t!
A shit load of porn.
Dan: hey, why is your computer sooooo fucking slow?? Alex: oh, umm... I have some files that take up a lot of memory. Dan: (looks through hard drive and finds 1 terabyte of porn) MOTHER OF ALL PORN!!
When someone has a head so large and miss shapen that it looks as if there is a terabyte attached to the back of it.
Damn man the knot on the back of bobs head is so large it looks like a terabyte. Hahaha fucking terabyte head.
When your friend does a terrible thing such as dropping something you say Terrible Terabyte!
Jaren drops a glass cup, Terrible Terabyte Jaren!