A fork of Rural Dictionary
A seventy six plus is the percentage likelihood of a person getting laid required for that person to leave their friends or a party abruptly, especially when hanging out was planned ahead of time. i.e. having a 76+ percent likelihood of getting some action is the only palpable excuse for ditching a fun situation.
Men: "Dude, I'd love to stay and play COD Mod 2, but I have a seventy-six plus (76+) with that chick from Bio." Women: "I know it's girls night, but I haven't gotten any in FOREVER, and I have a seventy-six plus (76+) with the head of the LaCrosse team right now."
In the place of "your mom" or "your face." Where you have no idea how to end an awkward or embarrassing conversation.
Guy: Hey, did you just try to rob that bank? Other Guy: Yeah, so what? Guy: It's been closed down for ten years. Other Guy: Uhh... well.... ummm..... 76!!! (Runs away) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Kevin: (Walks in on high school football player wearing dress) Football Player: La la la la la la la! Kevin: WTF!!! HOLY CRAP!!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?!?!??! Football Player: It's not what it looks like! Uhh... ummm... 76! (Jumps out window)
The set IQ score for a mentally retarded person is 75 & under. 76 is another term for something that is so stupid, that its reatrded.
Person 1: "Dude, our school isn't having anymore dances." Person 2: "Why?" Person 1: "Someone got caught with drugs at the dance." Person 2: "That's so 76."
From wedding crashers: No excuses. Play like a champion.
person a: no, i don't think i can make it person b: hey man, rule 76. play like a champion!
Verb: To fuck someone in the ass with neither lube nor even the decency to provide a reach around.
Example: I dumped my girlfriend after she Fallout '76 'd me with a baseball bat