A fork of Rural Dictionary
Of being high or wasted to the extreme.
Dude man you've been smokin' too much your blitzed
The Blitz referes to the Season 5 of How I Met Your Mother, when one person leaves the group for any period of time and something amazing happens. You can pass on the Blitz from being part of the group when somthing amazing does happen, but another person from the group had to leave between 2-30 minutes prior to that amazing thing happening.
Jamie: Barney! where did you go you missed it! Luke: Missed what?! Adam: That awesome beerpong shot! (Prior Blitz)Aaron: yea and i was there! Luke: Awwww man!! (Luke becomes the blitz)
Simultaneously drunk and high, to the point of incoherency
God DAMN Dan just had 5 joints and ten shots of tequila... that's one blitzed motherfucker
To be highly intoxicated, under the influence of alcohol or illegal substances.
Chris- did you see Craig's fb picture Gille- yeah man he was blitzed out of his fucking mind.
so high you cant even see straight!
Tra was so blitzed he fell down the stairs!