Country Dictionary

1. A way to send your mail 100 times faster than the postman

2. The United States Postal Service's WORST enemy

1. Jill: Ugh, how will I get these pictures of my wedding to my grandma in California in time? I know, I'll e-mail them to her and get them there in 2 minutes!

2. US postal worker: Hey, Jack, what you got there?

Jack: Oh, nothing. Just an order form I need to mail to
Victoria's secret to get my wife some new panties.

US postal worker: I'll take that.

Jack: On second thought, I think I'll just e-mail it to the
office in New York. It'll probably get there faster.

US postal worker: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

Something people forgot to use because of fucking social media.

Bob: Hey do you have a facebook? Cause I have some pictures of my job that I want to show you.
Me: Fuck facebook! just E-Mail me if you want to show me something.

How old people refer to e-mail. Similar to internets.

young employee: Did you hear what happened at headquarters today?
old boss: No, should I check the e-mail?

a virtual letter that could be used as a virus.

Always scan your e-mails for viruses.

Electronic service which clogs your browser tabs with countless Facebook messages each and every day.

- Damnit, my e-mail's been running hot with all these junk Facebook messages today.

Something that Homestar Runner says to make something appear randomly...

Homestar: E-mail!
Strong Bad: I'm a-knocking on heaven's door *falls* HOLY CRAP!

Something Urban Dictionary forgot to send me upon rejecting my definition for “MLG”.

Damn, Urban Dictionary did not notify you by sending an e-mail? That's not nice