A fork of Rural Dictionary
Feathers – \feath•ers\ Noun: Slang for hubris, arrogant, vain, narcissistic, selfish, self-centered. Originated from the cliché “He’s like a peacock so in love with his own feathers he’d high five his own shadow”
The server referred to John as “Feathers” to her co-workers because Feathers was so self-centered he liked leaving an intentional mess and bossing people around at the restaurant which gave him a sense of narcissistic pleasure and inflated self-worth.
1.) When you are a cool guy, who knows what’s up, and you just seem to never stop (possibly due to drugs or mental illness). 2.) Cutting your hair with fire.
First Example - News: Local Florida man was arrested for assault with a deadly weapon after throwing an alligator threw Wendy’s drive-thru window. Reader: Man he’s just feathering it. Second Example- Tom: Dr. Drew looks really good! Christina: Well, he has been feathering it!
Getting hit in the balls really hard, the type of ball kicks that a kickboxer would cower in fear of. Originally a joke from a Sam O'Nella video about Slang words he doesn't understand.
Person 1: Woah dude, you just got feathered. Person 2: Fuck you, don't try to downplay my suffering.
The indulgence of activities that cause trills and feelings of greatnesses. Such activities include hair styling, dentistry, following proto, stamp collecting, a great fuck in the park, law enforcement of law enforcement, and following the speed limit my dear brother.
Whilst feathering it, don’t be scared to burn the head skin just a little bit. Doesn’t that feel great?
A father who truly enjoys playing with his very young children for extended periods of time, especially while sober.
Russ: Chris said he had a great time at the Great Wolf Lodge this weekend playing in the pool with his 4-year-old twins. Ted: And he said he didn't even drink! What a fuckin' feather! Russ: Yep, sober. He said tossing the beach ball was second most fun next to making waves with his arms.
A father who truly enjoys playing with his young children for extended periods of time, even while sober.
Russ: Chris said he had a great time at the Great Wolf Lodge this weekend playing in the pool with his 4-year-old twins. Ted: And he said he didn't even drink! What a fuckin' feather!