A fork of Rural Dictionary
The best, greatest of all time
He was number one after he won
Hey I'll be right back. I've got to go take a number one!
being at the top of your friend's best friend ranking. A number one takes on duties and privileges that must be held account for.
Luan: yo peter, you're my number one now.
Peter: What about Pat?
Luan: Man that skank ahh nig aint nothin but a bitch
Peter: Thank you luan, i'll do my best.
Captain Jean Luc Picard addressing Commander William T. Riker.
You have the bridge Number one. I have to go take a number two.