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the cricket

when you have sex with your friends mom, come on her stomach, and tell her to go make brownies

nick was angry at Chris when he found out that he had given his mother the cricket, but was happy he had brownies for a snack later that day

by launmower October 13, 2008

the cricket

a crazy ass dance move... Directions:

1. Must be wearing tights
2. Must pull tights up above the belly button
3. Proceed to play some B.P.M.(Black People Music)
4. Begin to Bounce to the beat
5. In a direct upward harsh motion, raise one knee to your chest area
6. Then switch legs doing the exact same movement
7. Continue to switch off legs throughout the B.P.M.
8. Sit back and take in the compliments

Damn Robyn can do the cricket like its her job!!!

by Molly Shea Hanrahan November 03, 2006

not cricket

Meaning for something to be dodgy, wrong, or unfair.

Based on Cricket being a gentlemen's game, fair play is expected.

dude 1: My wife cheated on me with like six other men. :(
dude 2: That's just not cricket man! :S

by Bad wolf chesslover October 20, 2007

*crickets*

The sound of silence. In wilderness areas during the still of the night, all that can be heard is the sound of crickets chirping.

"I asked him where things stand on the contract. All I heard was.... (crickets)."
"She promised to give me a progress report last week. Since then --- *crickets* "

by WmB December 22, 2013

cricket

A game of skill and gentlemanly conduct where everyone hates the Australians equally.

Not those Aussie cunts again!

by Michael Atherton August 25, 2003

Cricket

Cricket- is someone who either talk shit about you , feel jealous of you or take you as a threat to always starts drama with you.

Hating ass bitch

Cricket =hater

Crickets chrip all day , as soon you walk by them . they seem to shut up.

Sometime crickets need to be ignore because they need attention

In case you dont know what it mean, you a hating ass bitch

by Shaneika Marie February 22, 2020

cricketing

The movement of a girls legs rubbing together when she is extremely horny and can do nothing about it, similar to the movement of a crickets legs when they chirp.

Did you see the girl in mythology class? she was cricketing the entire class period. i wonder what she was thinking about.

by Bam 9 August 23, 2010