Country Dictionary

spitting on her butthole, then shoving a 9 volt battery "has to be 9 volt" while hitting it from behind

man i really gave my girl the doon last night it was awesome

Doon is food that pigeons eat. They go crazy when they see it.

Doon is good.

1. A person that no body is friends with that lurks behind a group of friends and adds awkward comments that kill the convorsation.

2. A chubby looking kid that you spot across the room laughing really loud while making a ridiculous face

"Look at that kid. Why is he the biggest doons?"

is where you put your arm around someone and then goosetheir tits

when drunk go say hi to someone put your arm around them and then sneak in a bit of dooning

A doon is a foolish person, doing something stupid. Mashup of Doofus and Goon.

Boy: What are you doing, you doon!
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Girl: You're a complete doon!

when someone is owned in any situation , related to the word "bitched"

Dude you just got totally dooned on that play.

A penis, often people say that a doon is a black mans penis but they are full of shit. it is a penis, doesnty matter on race, religion or doon size.

these pants are making my doon itch

did you see that chick last night? she was all over my doon

hey jake! you have a pin doon