A fork of Rural Dictionary
A fingering technique to pleasure a lady. Using top two fingers thrusting every second looks like your throwing a dart when your trying to show people technique. Also known as the the "Eric Bristow" or the "Phil Taylor"
Best way to pleasure your women is the emu! Only thing that gives me more pleasure than toy lorries is giving my woman the emu!
a leet ass bird renowned for stalking japanese tourists in the australian highlands. Also well known for bitch smacking those emu-wannabe ostriches and amercan tourists that think all australians wrestle crocodiles and have a pet kangaroo.
american tourist1:'hahaha, lok at these primitive australian folk with their pet kangaroos and boomerangs. hahaha.' emu:'fuckin bigidy bam!' at1:' holy shit that damn walking bird just bitch smacked my ass!'
1. A large flightless bird that once kicked my arse. True story, happened at Alma Park Zoo in Brisbane, Australia. Very fucking nasty claws.
Me: "When i was 7 i got my arse handed to me by a 6 foot tall bird called an emu" Random: "Thats awesome" Me "What the hell is wrong with you, thats a pretty big bird attacking a pretty small person" (awkward silence)
emu is a type of bird. it lives in australia. it sticks it's head into the ground when it gets scared.
person 1: emu bird person 2: ok