A fork of Rural Dictionary
While taking a piss and getting someone to look at your junk. It is worth 7 kicks to the ass of the observer while calling them names making them apear gay.
Chris: Dude did you just get Gerber to look at your dick? Skyler: Yeah man I gave em the fountain!!!!!
Technically farmable but really not. Tool of scummy mobile game publishers.
Publisher: SSM is finally fountainable! User: No it's not, fuck you.
Verb. To consume a beverage from a bottle or carton by pouring it in your mouth without touching the opening with your lips. Usually done to prevent the spread of germs or undesired backwash.
Friend 1: Yo, I'm thirsty. Can I have some of your Mountain Dew? Friend 2: Yeah but you better fountain it. I don't need to be drinkin' your spit.
A sexual act where one partner urinates into another partner's mouth who has a gaged labret piercing. As the first partner is urinating, it simultaneously flows from the labret piercing.
Kayley cried after a good fountaining by Rich. She sobbed as the backwash burned.
Its basically when you are having sex with someone and then for example your partner pees and it looks like a fountain.
First guy *pees* His partner: Wow.. you were like a fountain..!
The act of laying down in the shower, and spreading your legs, and taking a piss aiming it at the drain.
Hey bro, I just fountained in the shower, you should try it!!