Country Dictionary

A polite way to call someone a idiot

u absolute gonk

A beautiful song composed by Herbert Chappel that is originally from the movie "Dawn of the Dead" and is also now used in the "New Castle Ale" commercials.

duh dum dah dum da duh da dum da dum da dadadadadadum de dum the gonk

A person who is very intoxicated (drunk) and acts in a foolish way, losing control of ones faculties and behaviour. A term used by doormen in Waterford, Ireland.

'Gonk of the night' 'Look at the state of that Gonk' 'This Gonk isn't going in'

A person who is stupid. A general insult.

"Oh, you gonk"!

The title of the "official" mall muzak in the original "Dawn of the Dead". Sounds like a zombie playing a xylophone.

If my local mall played muzak like "The Gonk", it wouldn't make me want to buy, buy, buy. It'd make me want to leave, leave, leave!

V. The act of hitting someone and making them pass out.

Did you see how Tyler gonked Cody at the parking lot??

A slang term used in the world of Cyberpunk 2077, usually referring to a smooth brained individual who either says, or does, something that is extremely fucking stupid.

Johnny: C'mon V, smoke a cig for me. I need nicotine. V: Sorry Johnny, I kill 300 people a day, but smoking is where I draw the line. Johnny: You fucking gonk.