Country Dictionary

- Sitting so comfortably you won't move for anything.

"No, I'm not moving, I'm gouched!".

Sedation / Drowsiness Under the influence of Heroin (An appearance of nodding off to sleep).

Stop gouching Bro and go get a nuffa £10 bag. Im clucking

The area between your ball sac and your butt hole.

If you took a shit in the woods and whiped your ass with a stick, you might get sap on your gouch.

the area between the genitalia and the anus.

I punched him hard in the gouche

Anatomical section posterior to the testis and anterior to the anus. Which is known to become extremely sweaty (especially during intense gaming activities).

My friend Tonza religiously performs his wet wipe showers after a game but always forgets to wipe his gouche.

The Part Thats Between A Guys Balls And His Ass *Very Sensative*

Ha Ha They Electrocuted His Gouche

The particularly hairy, sweaty, and easily entanglible part of the male anatomy in between the "scrotum" and "anus"

"dude, look at my gouch. its so FUCKIN hairy" "sweeeettt. can i sniff it?" "....i thought youd never ask"